If I can't dance I don't want to be in your revolution

What I'm trying to say is, 'I'm not a drinker - I'm a drunk"

Recipe for Hilarity

this delicious recipe has been in my family for generations. It is a lathery mixture, which consistently delights both the young and old. It is a must for every party or whenever gossip and muddled flashbacks are required.

Ingredients:

4 Good friends

20 Vodka and Tonics

20 beers

5 Scottish boys

Dash of rock (eighties rock prefered)

• Take 4 friends and place into an Irish style pub. Pour in 10 Vodkas and 10
  beers with a dash of eighties rock. Shake to stir.
• When frothy add 5 Scottish boys and the remainder of the
  vodka and beers.

Warning: Scottish boys will break into dirty songs at the top of their lungs, and may potentially place their sweatshirts between their legs and pull on them in a rowing motion. Please
remember this is a normal chemical reaction that occurs when Scottish boys are
added to this particular mix.

• Add another dash of eighties rock and shake to stir
• When mixture is foamy, allow it to sit for 1 hour. The
  mixture will crackle as new molecules are formed.
• After one hour, pour the hilarity onto the street, and
  watch as the mixture attempts to find a cab ride home.
  

posted by Andrea @ 11:15 AM