If I can't dance I don't want to be in your revolution

Conversations with Body

Dear Stomach,

After 5 pieces of pizza you are full. Please stop pretending to still
need more food in a pathetic attempt to get back at Waistline.

Thank you,

Andrea

Dear Back,

Please stop whining as you are making Head sore. Just because I lay on
you all day yesterday only moving to get food for Stomach does not mean I
don’t love you. I refuse to continue this battle of wits with you unarmed.

Thanks for your cooperation,

Andrea

Dear Sinuses,

I know I haven’t dusted in a while and you are upset as a result. I am
terribly sorry for the delay and I will fix this problem as soon as Back
stops pouting. If you could have a conversation with Back regarding its conduct, I would
greatly appreciate it,

Andrea

Dear Brain,

Just because there is an empty stage at the bar does not mean you should
persuade Body to jump up on it and sing Whitney Houston songs while
pretending that a celery stick is a microphone.

This behaviour will not be tolerated.

Sincerely,

Andrea

cc Body

posted by Andrea @ 10:43 AM