Ten minutes to Wapner.
Lately I have been so engrossed in my Psychology studies that I keep thinking that I have every single illness that my textbook describes. Based upon self evaluation I have concluded that I suffer from the following:
Korsakoff’s Syndrome – ‘cuz I don’t give a damn
Borna Disease- Only increased by my mania
Absence Seizures - May be brought on by alcohol
Lazy-eye - And it has spread throughout my body
Seasonal Affective Disorder – ‘cuz I live in Alberta
Panic Disorder – I had 4 heart attacks today
Kluver-Bucy Syndome – I play with matches
Wernicke’s aphasia - Since I don’t even know what I just wrote
Actually there is a word to describe thinking that you have every illness you read about, and it isn’t hypochondria, which I definitely suffer from also and should be added to my list. This disorder affects Medical Students usually…and I would tell you what the word is but my Wenicke’s aphasia is acting up again and I can’t remember it at the moment.
posted by Andrea @ 5:00 PM
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